"Get Me to the Church on Time" is a song composed by

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, with lyrics written by

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for the 1956 musical ''

My Fair Lady ''My Fair Lady'' is a musical based on George Bernard Shaw's 1913 play ''Pygmalion'', with a book and lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner and music by Frederick Loewe. The story concerns Eliza Doolittle, a Cockney flower girl who takes speech lessons f ...

'', where it was introduced by

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. It is sung by the

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character Alfred P. Doolittle, the father of the one of the show's two main characters,

Eliza Doolittle Eliza Doolittle is a fictional character and the protagonist in George Bernard Shaw's play ''Pygmalion'' (1913) and its 1956 musical adaptation, ''My Fair Lady''. Eliza (from Lisson Grove, London) is a Cockney flower woman, who comes to Profe ...

. He has received a surprise bequest of four thousand pounds a year from an American millionaire, raising him to

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respectability. Consequently, he feels he must marry Eliza's stepmother, the woman with whom he has been living for many years. Doolittle and his friends have one last spree before the wedding and the song is a plea to his friends not to let his drunken merriment forget his good intentions and make sure he gets to his wedding.

Covers and parodies

*On the children’s show ''

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'',

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and his girlfriend

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get engaged by accident, but they agree to get married anyway to have a huge trashy party. Amid the chaos of all the wedding preparations, Oscar sings "I'm Getting Married in the

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", a spoof of "Get Me to the Church on Time" *On ''

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'' the song is performed by Burnett with

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. *On ''

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'', Uncle Bryn is singing this song as he carries in the flowers for Gavin and Stacey’s wedding. Gwen, Nessa, and Stacey happily join in. The scene ends abruptly as Stacey’s brother, Jason, enters the room and whatever awkwardness exists between him and Uncle Bryn regarding the "fishing trip" evaporates the joy of the moment and everyone stops singing.

Notable recordings

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and

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- ''

'' (1956) *

Bing Crosby Harry Lillis "Bing" Crosby Jr. (May 3, 1903 – October 14, 1977) was an American singer, musician and actor. The first multimedia star, he was one of the most popular and influential musical artists of the 20th century worldwide. He was a ...

recorded the song in 1956 for use on his

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and it was subsequently included in the box set ''The Bing Crosby CBS Radio Recordings (1954-56)'' issued by

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(catalog MD7-245) in 2009.

References

1956 songs Andy Williams songs Songs with music by Frederick Loewe Songs with lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner Frank Sinatra songs Songs from My Fair Lady 1950s jazz standards Songs about marriage {{Show-tune-stub